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Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire……

2. NCAA Football is going to pit the two worst college teams against each other.

It’s named the Toilet Bowl!

3. Dad puts the car in reverse, looks in the rear view mirror and says...

Ah, that takes me back!

4. The FDA has issued a notice about animal crackers.

They're warning people not to eat them if the seal is broken.

5. When does a man’s hair start to turn white?

When his semen can’t find any other direction to release.

6. What school teaches ice cream making?

Sundae school.

7. How can you tell if a pirate is a Spanish pirate?

He rolls his Arrrrrs

8. Why does Panama always brush its teeth?

It doesn't want another route canal.

9. If life gives you melons...

You may be dyslexic!

10. People say age is just a number…

…when it is clearly a word.

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